“You’re Absolutely Right!” Announcing a New Blog Service

In the past, here at Kid Dynamite’s World, I’ve spent most of my pixel-energy debunking falsehoods that I read elsewhere, or explaining the nuances of trading mechanics that other market commentators might have been confused about.   I’ve come to realize, however, that “reality” doesn’t pay very well, so I’m launching a new blog service effective immediately:

For the low base price of $49 (payable via Paypal link on my right sidebar), I will agree with anything you say.   Just ship me $49 on Paypal, tell me your thesis, and I’ll tell you that you are right!  You’ll feel good about yourself and you’ll gain the “confidence” to maintain your position and not get shaken out of a winner.

There are some stipulations of course: the $49 base price includes basic confirmation bias, but I can spice it up a bit for additional fees:

 

for an additional $9 each, you can choose from the following options:

1) I’ll use the word “banksters”

2) I’ll blame selloffs on “naked shorts” or “market maker manipulation”

3) I’ll talk trash about fiat money

4) I’ll tell you that everyone else is a sheeple, and that YOU are one of the few who has seen the dire reality of the situation

 

for an additional $19, you can add on:

1) I’ll include a patriotic quote about fighting tyranny.  Something like:

“A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

And I will explain that you are on the side of the Noble Patriots.

2) I’ll emphatically agree that if $AAPL  (disclosure: no positions) – or the stock of your choosing –  splits its stock it will unlock tons of value and go up a lot.

3) I’ll tell you how scarce silver is as I offer you a discount on silver prices via my own silver store.

 

if you want to step up to an extra $29 (the silver package), I’ll do even more:

1) I’ll send you a video of some other guy that I found on the internet who agrees with you.  If I can’t find such a video, you’ll get your $29 back, obviously.

2) I’ll repeat ad nauseum that you’re fighting a terrible cartel that must be defeated, and that no matter what, you should never change your mind – just stay strong.

3) I’ll tell you that $SLV and $GLD are tools of the evil banksters (you won’t have to pay an extra $9 for the bankster option – it’s included here in the $29 fee), while $PSLV and $PHYS are the only exchange traded instruments that are not 100% paper scams.   If you choose this option you will also automatically be registered as a disciple of the Church of The Divine Sprott.

 

For example, if you want me to tell you:

“Yes, Jebediah, the evil bankster cartel manipulates the price of silver lower via the paper scam of SLV.   PSLV is the Only True Exchange Traded fund, as evidenced by its premium to Net Asset Value.   The Sheep will be awakened soon enough – stay strong and be content in the knowledge that it is YOU who is the enlightened one who has seen The Truth.   Remember the words of Ayn Rand:

Power-lust is a weed that grows only in the vacant lots of an abandoned mind. ”

Stay resolute, Keep Stacking.”

Then the fee would be : $49 (basic charge) + $29 for the SLV/PSLV nonsense part + $19 for the meaningless patriotic quote + $9 for the part about you seeing the truth.  Note that there is no charge for “bankster” since you already paid the $29 add-on fee.   I’ve also capitalized “The Truth” to give it extra mysterious symbolic meaning – no charge for that.  $106 total for the strength to stay strong in the face of adversity? Sounds like a sick bargain to me.

I will respond to each Confirmation Bias purchase myself, so there might be a slight backlog if I get flooded with orders.  Rest assured – if you make a PayPal donation, and you send me your request, I will respond.

I probably should have waited to post this, because I know what you’re thinking: “Kid Dynamite, this is a wicked lame April Fool’s Day joke.”    Let me clarify: THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S DAY JOKE!   If you want confirmation bias, I will give you confirmation bias.   I’ve seen this model implemented really well by a number of precious metals websites, so I’m going to give it a shot.

Alternatively, if you want me to actually put some though into taking the other side of your argument, and making you think about if your thesis is actually sound, I can do that too, for the low flat fee of $99 per incident.

Bring it on.  I’m here for you.

edit: just to clarify: the confirmation bias that I provide via this service will be via personalized email – not via blog posts here at KidDynamitesWorld.com, where content will remain uncompromised by private Confirmation Bias revenue side projects.

-KD

disclosure: seriously: this is not a joke – I stand ready to tell you what you want to hear if you pay me.   I have no directional positions in $SLV, $GLD, $PHYS , $PSLV.  I have a spread trade on right now involving $CEF, $SLV and $GLD

 

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