The Greatest “Children’s” Book Ever Written

I don’t have kids, but I still appreciate the brilliance of “Go The F*ck To Sleep,” a soon-to-be-released satire of children’s books, intended for adults. (h/t  Thought Catalog).  Talk about genius – this baby is on top of the Amazon Bestseller’s list!  You can pre-order it on Amazon, and you can browse the pirated copy as well.  Seems like the perfect gift for any parent on your gift list.

A sampling:

“The cats nestle close to their kittens now.

The lambs have laid down with the sheep.

You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.

Please go the fuck to sleep.”

and my favorite:

“All the kids from day care are in dreamland.

The froggie has made his last leap.

Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom.

You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.”


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