The Fat Stripper

When you see a sign that says “The Fat Stripper” what do you think of? I’ll give you a hint – this post is NOT a Vegas trip report.
What if you saw that sign on the window of a retail store while walking down the street? If I told you that the store sold fruit smoothies, you might eventually figure out that there is a gigantic difference between FAT stripper, and fat STRIPPER. Most of us, upon seeing “The Fat Stripper,” probably assume, as I did, that fat is an adjective… I peeked in the window, wondering where they were hiding her in this little store, before it hit me – “OHHHHHHHHH… it’s a shake that makes me skinny!”
The idiots at the smoothie store are probably wondering why no fit girls are coming in and ordering The Fat Stripper… “I don’t get it… it SHOULD be delicious – blueberries, strawberries, fat free yogurt…. why don’t our customers want it?” In the words of the classic Seinfeld sketch: “Who are the ad wizards that came up with THIS one?”
The Big Show and I hit Vegas on Thursday. Trip report imminent when we return.

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