Perhaps The Most Awesome Press Conference I Have Ever Seen

If I didn’t know better, I would SWEAR this couldn’t be real…  It’s slightly over 8 minutes of Denial of Butt Chugging.   Watching the lawyer say “butt chugging” over and over again, with none of the guys in the background so much as cracking a smile, is flat out incredible.  Here is the embedded video:

 

There is some Q&A at the end, including:

Q: “Can you explain what actually happened that day?”

A: “It’s a long story.”

The lawyer then clarifies that the fraternity brothers were doing a “Tour De Franzia“…. he did not mention if it was an anal Tour De Franzia…

Related:

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Gawker:  Tennessee Fraternity Holds Press Conference To Deny Butt Chugging Charges  (some awesome comments)

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-KD

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