Italian Cruise Line Crash – Not From The Onion

File this one under “you can’t make this shit up”

NY Times, emphasis mine:

“GIGLIO, Italy — Rescuers suspended operations on Wednesday after the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia shifted on the rocks here as a farcical new twist emerged from the horrific accounts of the wreck, with the captain rebutting accusations that he abandoned ship by saying he tripped during the passenger panic on deck, fell overboard and ended up in a life boat. “

Reminds me of the classic Seinfeld “Assman” clip, where Kramer explains that every proctologist story ends the same way: “Million to one shot, doc, million to one.”

-KD

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