Is It Possible To Get Voodoo Cursed Via Text?

I awoke this morning, as I do every morning, to a trio of hungry Brussels Griffons.  Griffey started it this morning, barking at the wind. Oscar refused to go back to sleep, deciding that he was going to run up and down the steps to the bed (yeah, we have doggy steps to our bed, doesn’t everybody?) until he woke Benny up – knowing that we take Benny out right away due to his ongoing recovery from bladder stone surgery.

With me so far?  Anyway, it’s a good thing I didn’t have my cell phone on my nightstand last night, because I had a missed text and a missed call from a number I don’t know.   The missed call was from 2:22am.   The missed text was from 2:13am, and I think it might have been a voodoo curse, which is why I’m writing this post.  I’m hoping someone can help me out here.  The text said, verbatim:

U Sleep

No punctuation.   Was it a question?  Nah – seems pretty obvious that I’d be asleep after 2am on Wednesday night/Thursday morning – thus I concluded that it was some kind of curse/spell.   Kinda like: You:  SLEEP!   And holy crap – it worked!  I WAS asleep!

Then, this spellbinder called 9 minutes later, clearly just to make sure that his incantation had been effective!

I’m slightly worried that I’m now under the influence of some curse, but it’s after noon on Thursday and I have thus far managed to fight off the urge to sleep, so maybe the situation isn’t dire?   Maybe it wasn’t really a voodoo curse, just an inquiry from an insomniac who wanted to discuss ETF mechanics? Or homebrewing?

-KD

Griffey:

Griffey

Oscar:

Oscar

Benny:

Benny

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