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So I’m lying on the couch watching the Sox-Yanks game, and I hear my wife howling from upstairs “Help! Aiyahh!”

“What’s the matter?” I shout up the stairs.
“He’s attacking me while I’m on the toilet!” Mrs. Dynamite squeaks back, while trying to fend off the attacker:


Yep. Oscar. The little guy has learned to identify optimal attacking times: like when his target is on the toilet, and thus less capable of defense… He got me with the same move this afternoon – it’s harder than you think to defend yourself from a crazed Oscar using one arm, while you try to wipe your ass with the other…

This is my life…

-KD

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